Tuesday, July 6, 2010

As Seen On Yelp...

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It's that time of year again and I need me a haircut. The last time I got a hair cut it was awful. Anyone know someone? Hook a sister up. Please make sure it is not at the Aveda Institute. I have qualms about that place and here is why...

Being in dire need for a long overdue haircut, I decided to try Aveda after seeing the great reviews posted. I'm sad to say, I was pretty disappointed. I'm sure that there are a lot of talented stylists there and I saw a lot of very happy clients, but unfortunately for me, I drew the short end of the stick.

The stylist that they gave me looked very uncomfortable from the moment I sat at her station. When I told her how I wanted her to cut my hair (I even showed her a photo), she looked like a deer in headlights, which made me feel very uneasy since I didn't ask for anything difficult--just choppy layers and textured bangs.

Throughout my appointment, she apologized at least 6 times since she was a little clumsy. She got water in my eyes when she was shampooing my hair (not a big deal), but then she also managed to spritz my whole face with her water bottle while attempting to fix the nozzle. I'm surprised that I don't have little cuts on my face from her since she kept poking me with scissor blades while she was cutting my hair. Also, she kept burning my scalp while she was blow drying. On top of that, I basically sat in silence the whole time, since she wasn't much of a conversationalist, which is fine, just kind of awkward. When I told that I was expecting the layers to be a little more choppy and I preferred by hair to be blown out straight, she became a little defensive and frantic.

Towards the end of the hair cut, when she was touching up my hair with product, I was trying to rush her and told her everything was fine just because I wanted to get out of there. Needless to say, the outcome was not exactly what I wanted. I managed to walk out with the "Rachel" and I would have been okay with it if it was 1995.

I understand that the stylists at Aveda are students and still learning, but I was still expecting to get someone who had some sort of idea of what they were doing and something close to what I wanted. And I am not saying that this is a horrible place to go, because it was very nice and everyone was very professional. I'm just saying that the only way I would be willing to give this place a second chance is if they promise to never give me Stacy as my stylist ever again.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Don't Cry For Me. I'm Already Dead.

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It is true what they say, you never know what you have until it's gone and I learned that the hard way. It's only been two weeks, and I am trying so hard to pull through. The days are much longer now and the nights are so so cold. I can't eat. I can't sleep. I can't even stand being in the same room because I can still feel the presence of what was. My life isn't the same and I feel like I am just going through the motions in these doldrums I've created with my grief.

You taught me how to laugh and cry. I know this may sound a bit cliche, but you helped mold me into the person I am today. You were always there for me when I needed you most. If I could turn back time, I would've shown you that I cared a little more and let you know how truly special you are to me. I never should have yelled at you the way I did and I hope you know I am sorry. I guess I always knew how to push your buttons. (Insert awkward nervous laugh.)

I hope that one day you will come back to me and that we can just pick up where we left off. You know, Gossip Girl starts up again in September. I hear they are picking up in Paris with B and Serena. Nothing would make me happier than to watch it on you like old times. We'll be going on season 4 together if you ever make it back to me. And yes, there is something there to help me get through the lonely nights, but I just want you to know that it's just a temporary fix. It doesn't even compare to you and what we had. You are everything to me and just know that I'm doing everything I can to fix you. I miss your flat screen so much.

And you know what, screw the people who think we have an unhealthy relationship. I didn't know how to love until you came into my life. They don't know what we have. We'll be together again if I have to go through hell and high waters. I knew you were the one from the very moment I saw you sitting there on display for all the world to see. You were always a cheeky little monkey. I knew right then and there that I had to have you. When you finally made it over to my place, you officially made my house a home. 


Please come back to me soon.

I love you, Samsung LCD.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Beer Pong For Kids?

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So I was watching the Disney Channel per usual (it's fine because I'm pretty sure I'm going to be a cougar when I grow up), and I came across a commercial for Cuponk. You don't know what that is because you're not down with the kids like me. Let me know explain to you what it is, Cha Cha. Basically, it is an extreme version beer pong sans alcohol (as far as we know). This cup makes noises and flashes lights at you when you get the ball in there. Also, it looks like it comes with a sweet deck of cards.

Why this is remotely cool and why it is being targeted to children and not college students is beyond me. As soon as I saw this, I thought this would be awesome when your all crunked up. With this said,  though I feel like this product/commercial is subliminally promoting underage drinking, I also feel like it's prepping kids for college. Whooo! What do you think?

Sunday, June 6, 2010

MMMMM... Joe Jonas

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So, I was perusing the cool haps on the Disney Channel and came across a commercial for JONAS L.A. Now, I'm no cougar, but I will say, Joe Jonas was looking fooooooine. Check him out in their new video for "LA Baby". I got dibs. (Rawr.)