Dear Kristen Stewart,
From what I hear, apparently, you poop roses. Good for you. I know everyone thinks you're real cool, but I don't get it. I mean enjoy looking pissed off and annoyed as much the next person, but everyone knows there is a time and a place for that (i.e. the bar, the street, McDonald's, when homeless people ask for change, Chuck E. Cheese, etcetera). You, KStew, take it to a whole new level. You walk around like you live such a hard movie star life. You just want everyone to feel bad for you and say, "There goes that poor Kristen Stewart. You know, she's starring in this big epic tween movie extravaganza, but, man, she can't even afford to take a shower. I bet her life is real hard." I mean, you look like you hate everything about what you do and that you're pissed off. Oh, this just in: YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE PISSED OFF ABOUT.
I saw this Twilight movie just like everyone else. It was OK. For the record, it was definitely not as awesome as True Blood. The only thing I didn't get about the movie was why this shiny, glimmery vampire was into you. I mean, you're not ugly, but you're also not anything particularly special. Would it hurt to slap on some mascara and a little rouge? Why don't you comb the hair a little and maybe smile every once in a while. Not to push it or anything, but you could probably use a shower or even wash your clothes. You kind of look like you smell. Little self-improvements are better than nothing. We gotta work with what you got. Let's face it, you're no Sookie Stackhouse and your stupid vampire doesn't even speak Swedish or whatever like one Eric Northman.
How you get guys like, Robert Pattinson, Michael Angarano
Point is, you're supposed to be this fancy movie star and people put you on this pedestal for whatever reason. Some people think you're so awesome and say you're this girl-next-door-type? You look more like this girl-next-door's socially awkward cousin from Wisconsin and no good ever comes from Wisconsin. Everybody knows that (except people from Wisconsin, for some reason they think they're all high and mighty).
Call me old fashioned, but girls are supposed to be pretty. If you're not naturally pretty, do something about it so that people think you are. I mean, my mother would never let me out of the house looking the way you do and I'm not even famous. And there you are, wherever I look, on every single magazine cover as far as the eye can see all disheveled and weird. Have you no respect for yourself? Be a lady. Just shower... at least once a day. Please? Do it for the kids.
Hope you heed my advice.
Cheers (because I know you love the underage drinking the kids are into),
(idk my bff) KIM
P.S. You really do kind of look like you smell.
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Take comfort in that she never was with Steven Strait. He started dating Lynn Collins (True Blood, Wolverine) when he was 19 and they've been married now for going on two years. So that's one guy she never had her claws in.
haha. that's a relief.
i hate this bitch.
I Heard She's got really nast Body Odor problems. The one stagehand was quoted as to sayings "she's always ripe sometimes.
i believe it.
hey idk my bff kim your sweet asian ass looks like you take good Hygiene with yourself I'd sniff some coke off your ass hole LOL!!!
"Always ripe sometimes"
what?
Anyway, I don't get why people have to hate on other people they've never met. Maybe it's just me... y'know, being naive or something... but there's a chance she's actually not as rude as people claim her to be.
your just jealus that your not famous i mean face it most people ADORE her like (ME) and you dont lets make a connection ur JEALUS !!! Cum on Face it !! Dont citise her im sure i could find 10000000 flaws about you ! And your no one to critisise her !! and im sure if she was really like you say they wudnt hav chose her to be bella in twilight and im sure they wudnt hav choosen Robert either soo you better just shut ur little mouth UP !!!
hey she looks WAYYYYYY better then i do wiffout makeup haha and prolly YOU TOO your just jealous get over yourself she is the most prettiest person ive ever seen and i think that anyone who disses her is jealous and She isnt a biotch she is just shy im shy does that make me a biotch? no. (this isnt being one this is speaking the truth and standing up for her since SOME PEOPLE talk crap about her behind her back) and if your NOT jealous of her then your crazy! haha she super pretty and shes dating Rpatz AND she has all these hot guys around her 24/7 so yeah thats not ALL i have to say but i think you get the gist so bye.
what the hell , she is stunning and amazing and open your eyes! she has a smile! you dont like her, so what? you dont have to ' write a letter ' telling her to have a shower or somthing.
And i bet everthing i own, if you were followed round all day everyday, having to have bodygards around if you want to nip to the shop, you wouldnt have a smile plasterd to your faec 24/7 ether! so back off.
You think it makes you cool to put it on here? she may be a movie star or whatever but she is a real person too, if u read this about yourself how would u feel??!! and dont say i would laugh cus u wouldnt.
Of course she is pretty with or without makeup on, are u seeing the same thing i am cus to me she looks amazing.
She prob has to wear makeup most of the time for photos of films or partys or whatever she has to attend to, so pulling your hair into pony tail and not slaping makeup all pver her face once in a while is allowed!! so shut the hell up
Thank you! I remember when i was watching "Panic Room" for the first time. I couldn't figure out if it was a boy or a girl, lol. And quite honestly, she is a plain jane.
how, she played a GIRL called sarah. what boy is named sarah?
"but girls are supposed to be pretty"
are you serious?
OMGosh i really hate that hair cut, it looks as if she has brushed it in days!
omg u are all soooo crazy hhaha. just stop bitching around.
i like her just fine and all, but in this paricular picture, she dont look too good. the paparazzi prolly caught her coming out of a gym or something. i didnt really like her haircut, but its normal again so thats good.
all of u think it must be so easy to live like her, cut her some slack, she wants to be natural for once, i bet you have gone at least one day without wearing makeup, dont say no cus u have all of u. unless you put it the first day of ur life, i know it's not the same but really there is nothing wrong with being natural to nip down to the shop or go out for a day, its not a show
stfu. seriously. you dont know her life and what she has to go through so you shouldnt be talking. its not like you KNOW that she has an easy life yet she doesnt take a shower. yeesh. lay off. and as for the love part about the vampires in love with her, go talk to the author. shes the one who made it up. and if you dont like her playing the part, go talk to the director. dont be hating on kStew. and plus, even if they DID fall in love in reality, thats their bussiness. and youre not in any place to judge. love is something u cannot control. so dont judge and write this crap and post it online. because shes not gonna be the victim of the hatred. you are,
OMG, WHY DO PEOPLE HATE ON CELEBRITIES???? THEY JUST WISH THEY WERE FAMOUS AND RICH LIKE THEM...BUT YOU'RE NOT, HAHAHHA :) I JUST DON'T GET WHY WASTE TIME ON WRITING BAD STUFF ABOUT CELEBRITIES THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT'S TRUE...KRISTEN STEWART IS VERY TALENTED....AND SHE IS GORGEOUS...SHE LOOKS GREAT WHEN SHE IS ALL DRESSED UP AS WELL AS WHEN SHE JUST DRESSES CASUAL...SHE HAS HER OWN STYLE...AND I LIKE HER FOR THAT BECAUSE SHE IS NOT TRYING TO FIT IN LIKE MANY OTHER "CELEBRITIES" OUT THERE....SHE IS WHO SHE IS....ANS SHE CAN DATE ANYONE SHE WANTS, PLAY WHATEVER CHARACTER SHE WANTS AND IF SHE DOESN'T WANNA SHOWER THEN LET HER....ITS HER LIFE....SHE IS RICH, SO WHAT???!!!! LOVE YOU KRISTEN STEWART!!!!! :)
It's rude to criticize her like that, and I agree with you on some parts, like her hair, but maybe in that picture she was just having a bad day. NO ONES life is perfect so don't act like hers is. Maybe shes into underage drinking, so what? You would be surprised how many people are it seems. Also, not everyone is going to always be wearing makeup, and think how annoying all the attention can actually get. You could never be alone, now, (at least to me), that's a nightmare.
Um... .Kristin Stewart is NOT talented. Just fyi.
the person above he is a dike and need to go fuck his or herself cus she is fucking talented u asshole, lets put you infront of a camra and tell you to cry...see how that works out.
FUCK U MOTHERFUCKER
I've met her in person and she is not rude at all! She is really sweet and kind. Also she does not smell, at ALL. And so what if she doesn't wear make-up every single day, its not like she needs it. She is different from other celebrities and I love her for that, she doesn't act stuck up like some celebs do.
Btw everything you just said proved that you are an ignorant attention WHORE! So this is your attention from me. Enjoy it bitch!
women are supposed to be pretty? says who you effing misogynist. women are supposed to be human beings. the entire point of twilight is that the guy likes her despite the fact that she's plain, cuz of her personality. and what actress wants to coat herself in makeup on her day off. kristen is gorgeous and i will bet with 99% certainty you look worse than she does, no matter how hard you try.
this chick is so ugly, her face isn't even symmetrical -.-
she has no personality and she looks ridiculous all the time, with this look on her face like she just stepped in shit :P
I agree with the "looking like a angry hobo" and that she seems like a whiny "I want to be an outcast but now I'm famous, poor me"-brat, but the "girls are supposed to be pretty"... That's kind of offensive since guys are getting off the hook. If girls are supposed to be pretty, then guys should too.
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